1. seamichael: I went for a run today and afterwards, I decided to have a swim so I was at the poolside psyching myself up and then it hit me LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES WHEN I’M SWIMMING ALONE. What if someone put sharks in my pool while I was sleeping last night….and they’re painted the same colour as the floor of our pool so they’re camouflage…what if while I’m doing laps it rises from the deep end while I’m passing over it and TEARS OUT MY FCUKING STOMACH? WOTIF! I might have already disclosed this other embarassing fear but after Steve Irwin was tragically murdered by one of these       I thought these too might have been dumped into our pool…they don’t even require painting to blend in!  That picture was taken from this article http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1195494/Pictured-Aerial-escape-stingray-takes-flight-hungry-killer-whale.html but I’m not afraid of killerwhales being in my pool….I’m not stupid. Lol thats cute. I use to have the same fear, when I was 8. I even remember swimming for my dear life as fast as possible terrified to look back because I always feared at any moment they were going to be ‘released’ from the hidden part (which there was no such thing). Although I was not stupid to think they would blend in;) LOL

    seamichael:

    I went for a run today and afterwards, I decided to have a swim so I was at the poolside psyching myself up and then it hit me LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES WHEN I’M SWIMMING ALONE.


    What if someone put sharks in my pool while I was sleeping last night….and they’re painted the same colour as the floor of our pool so they’re camouflage…what if while I’m doing laps it rises from the deep end while I’m passing over it and TEARS OUT MY FCUKING STOMACH? WOTIF!

    I might have already disclosed this other embarassing fear but after Steve Irwin was tragically murdered by one of these      The stingray leaps out of the water as it is hunted by a killer whale, whose fin can be seen just breaking the surface

    I thought these too might have been dumped into our pool…they don’t even require painting to blend in!  That picture was taken from this article http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1195494/Pictured-Aerial-escape-stingray-takes-flight-hungry-killer-whale.html but I’m not afraid of killerwhales being in my pool….I’m not stupid.

    Lol thats cute. I use to have the same fear, when I was 8. I even remember swimming for my dear life as fast as possible terrified to look back because I always feared at any moment they were going to be ‘released’ from the hidden part (which there was no such thing). Although I was not stupid to think they would blend in;) LOL

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I don't like talking about myself or describing myself, for fear of making myself sound more awesome than I am?;). So here so far is what a few people think:

Santi said:
"she is too much for you.."

I think that is BS! haha

Lee said:

''Ash is a wonderful person. She always has times for others and puts them first. Shes a top girl always there to make you laugh when your not having the best of days and has a love for coffee same as me. And once you get talking to her your stuck forever lmao ''

Bryan said:

What I like about you is that you are truthful... hilariously unique and friendly, you have a gleam in your eyes that goes with the ability to laugh and enjoy yourself in differing circumstances

I enjoy that i can have the silliest conversation with you but the next moment be as serious as a walrus. Im pretty sure walruses can be serious! just go with it ;)


So I guess so far that is me in the eyes of three people.

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