seamichael:

Typos make baby Jesus cry.

Lol I reckon some chick should wear a shirt saying “legs open holidays and weekends NO HOLIDAY SURCHARGE”….”some chick” (read: sex worker) because that would be WELL funny.

Bring me your* eldery and infirm. I will answer their questions!

edit: holidays

fyi a male wrote this. a gay male to be exact :) LOL